*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via condomsarecheaper)
tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
(Source: dutchster, via icanmakeitthroughanything)
white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.